while shopping at urban outfitters this weekend i had an idea....i feel like all mustard yellow clothing should be taken out of stores and confined to one single store. then everyone should be screened and the people who can pull this color off could get some sort of special ID. then only the people with those IDs could shop in the mustard yellow store, because there aren't many people who can pull this color off, i mean really there's like 5 in the U.S. alone, yet there are a lot of people who think they can. i just think this would be helpful for everyone.
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Absolutely. And they should do the same thing with Fedoras. Only available in hat stores and sold by licensed milliners.
Just for spite I am on the hunt for a mustard coloured Fedora...
hahaha. You'll be the man in the yellow hat.
i dunno... i think people should have to earn the right to reproduce before they should have to earn the right to wear mustard yellow. seriously, we could automatically get rid of at LEAST half the stupid people in the world if we could stop the stupid parents from multiplying...
Beth- agreed. Let's go for both.
also... maybe we just get rid of mcdonalds AND walmart? assuming only the stupid people work there. also... mcdonalds paid for my first car, so... either im stupid, or maybe they serve an important place in society, employing teenagers who are learning a work ethic instead of letting their parents hand them money... just sayin...
Idiocracy- watch it. It's where we are headed, lol.
Obviously you misunderstand... Although McDonald's and Walmart in West Virginia do employ some students and a few transitionals, there is a high number of middle aged, homemade tattooed, ex-con, lowlife dummies who cannot get a job anywhere else. My sarcasm did not come through properly in textual format... When you speak of eliminating the "intellectual lacking" you call them worthless to our culture. If this is the case, then all of the "worthless" people need eliminated also for the sake of fairness. This would include the elderly (ALWAYS in the way), the handicapped, the retarded, Klan members and any other people who irritate you because you deem them "in the way"... Oh, and the religious, because they really irritate me with their mystic belief system... Soon, no one would have the time for intellectual pursuits and presto chango, the stupids are back...
Wow all this joking got intense.
Don't wear yellow.
Uh.. Skylana... I am never serious... I just like to throw rocks at the bee's nest just to see them buzz... :)
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