so the other night we were going to bed and seth came in after going to the bathroom and said 'when i went past ara's room i could hear her snoring, so cute' .. i thought it was weird that he heard her that loud outside her room but i couldn't hear her through the monitor. i turned the monitor up but still didn't hear her. weird.... i went to the bathroom and as soon as i walked in i heard very loud breathing. 'shit' i thought 'there is a killer in my shower' ... (cause isn't that what everyone would think?) i slowly and very very quietly backed up, i've never actually been seriously scared that there was someone in my house, but i knew there was a man hiding in my shower. i went to our room and told seth he had to come with me very quietly, we went to the bathroom and the look on his face told me he KNEW it was coming from the shower too. it was NOT arabella, it wasn't me and it wasn't him. it was the killer. so bravely and kind of stupidly (cause how were we even planning on combating the killer once we saw him) seth opened the shower.
it was empty.
who was breathing so hard?
evidently, our toilet is alive, and is a very loud mouth breather.
thank God.
i asked seth how he was able to open it and what he thought was in there...
he thought it was going to be a kitty.
sooooo that must be the difference between us and why i get scared when i'm home alone and he doesn't...
i think a killer might break in, he thinks a kitty will.
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Hahahahahahaah this is one of the BEST stories I've ever heard.
What I especially love, is that it's one of those rare moments our similarities are exposed.
If I had been there instead of Seth, we would have been holding kitchen knives together, and probably just staring at the shower curtain to no productive end.
last line. made my day.
thanks. and awesome.
"we would have been holding kitchen knives together, and probably just staring at the shower curtain to no productive end.". .... giiiirl if seth wasn't there i seriously would have just grabbed arabella out of bed and left.. then been super embarrassed when the police went in and found a breathing toilet.
hahaha a kitty??? who thinks that?!?!?!
so how come no one is making a big deal that your toilet is a living breathing thing. sounds like a golden ticket.
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