Wednesday, October 29, 2008

i tested lesbian.

last night i had a dream that i had peed on one of those little sticks that you have to pee on when you're pregnant every week... you ladies know what i mean? anyway they have all these boxes that turn different colors if there's an imbalance in your protein or ph or whatever... in my dream they all turned purple and i asked what that meant and they said it meant i was a lesbian. ... then another lady came up to me showed me hers and said 'i am too! dont worry, it doesn't hurt.'

what?

3 comments:

Steph said...

haha thats the best thing I've ever heard:)

Flo Oakes said...

Hahahaahahahaha.

Also, I awarded you for being my friend. Woo hoo!
Haha.
It's on my blog.

anna joy said...

hahahhaaaha what the heck