Sunday, October 19, 2008

lets keep the sabbath holy, could we please?

so we have this problem in our apartments....

there is some couple, or some lady who has guys come over... who is obscenely loud when having sex and for some reason can't get up and shut the freaking window before they start. they have woken me up about 3 times in the past few months and i dont know about all you, but hearing other people have sex is almost the worst thing i could hear, right after someone being killed and someone puking... especially when i'm woken up out of dead sleep to 'enjoy' it. i always go to ara's room to make sure she can't hear it in her room and turn on my fan so i can't hear it.. but really, does sex have to be sooooooo crazy that you are loud enough for someone to hear you through closed windows?!!? erin, our friendbor, says they have the same issue on their side of the building... and we can't figure out if its just the one couple or if somehow we are just surrounded by super loud sexers. either way every time its happened i have to use all restraint inside me to not yell as loud as i can out the window 'shut the fuck up' ... pun intended.

so to all my lovely readers, if any of you happen to have loud sex, thats wonderful, i'm a big fan... just make sure you're closing your windows first....

maybe its one of you tormenting me!

4 comments:

Monica said...

when i was traveling in europe, i stayed in a lot of hostels. in one of them i woke up in the middle of the night to the people in the BED NEXT TO MINE having loud sex. they were literally about 1 foot away from me. i had my ipod on, and i could still hear every disgusting noise. everyone else was soundly sleeping and i just wanted to cry. it really is one of the most awful things to hear. period.

Beth McDermott said...

...oopsey, sorry bout that...

kaytea76 said...

I had an upstairs neighbor who would bring women home from a night out clubbin' and they would wake me... UNTILL I left a note in his mailbox the morning after an momentously loud night that said "from what I could hear, she was totally faking it". That was the last I ever heard...

Krista Bandy said...

So.. sorry I was reading your blog cause I was bored.. and this post made me laugh cause A. i ALWAYS make sure the window is closed.. we have a really creepy old man neighbor that would be enjoy hearing "us". B. because when living in apartments in illinois.. my husband heard some people below us having crazy sex.. he said it was so loud he felt like he was in the room. It was just weird everytime we saw them after that.
So I agree.. PLEASE SHUT THE WINDOW!