Thursday, January 15, 2009

i dont mind if you think i'm crazy.

but i mind if you think i have herpes. (im not talking genital, though i would mind that also)

so maybe a week ago i cut the corner of my mouth on a tortilla.
let me go ahead and answer your first three questions...

1. yes, a tortilla.

2. no, not a tortilla chip.

3. it was whole wheat.


you know, its nothing against people who get cold sores, i just dont want to come across like i do get them, when i dont. so if you see me in the near future know that i dont have herpes, i'm just a super aggressive burrito eater.

i dont even know if cold sores are strictly from herpes, i just know they're associated.

2 comments:

Flo Oakes said...

hahahahahahahahahaha! This was the funniest thing I've read in awhile...

I do have occasional mouth sores, and people can judge if they want. I don't care.

;)

Cheatwoods said...

thankyou for that laugh, i needed it!

Z cutt his face on something and it got infected and pussy and people told me my 1 year old had herpies, i almost punched there face!