like its not bad enough that they are where you are connected to your mother through a long bloody tube, that they heal by being 'tied' and crusting off, and that they can be reopened, there are only a million other things that have made me grossed out by belly buttons... take the following...
1. knowing two people who's belly button lint (already sick that that exists) smelled like feet and parmesan cheese.
2. my brother having a hernia behind his.
3. an ex boyfriend who's belly button looked more like a silver dollar sized slight dip in his stomach. (seriously almost a deal breaker)
4. the fact that people have outies. (no offense to anyone i know who has one. i will always love you no matter how grossed out i am by your condition. ;)
and most of all
5. my appendix was taken out through mine. my scar is not visible AT ALL, it was over 8 years ago and i still get scared its going to pop open sometimes.
now, i thought those were reason enough (and BEYOND) to hate belly buttons... then i saw these...
this one i'm willing to look past since, lets face it... besides the button and the horse face, shes a pretty hot super model.
and this one, creepy yes, but she had 30 kids AND a tummy tuck so.. its to be expected.this on the other hand....
its unforgivable and will be giving me nightmares for maybe the rest of my life.what the fuck?
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i have an outtie
I don't see what's wrong with the first one except that I can't see it, Kate's is obviously a "fake" one cause they probably cut hers totally off with the tummy tuck, and then placed it way to high on her body and Kelly, well Kelly should get at least some of her money back from her plastic surgeon, that thing is sick, but she's tone so are you sure some of the hate isn't just a tad bit of jealously? haha, seriously, that thing's sick.
ok, karolina's grosses me out cause its like super huge and not even reallly a belly button. kate's has always been that high, when you have a tummy tuck they dont move your belly button, they cut it out of your skin and move your skin and then sew it in a new spot. SICK. anyway her's is just weird cause its so high... kelly's is freaking disgusting, its like a baby penis on her stomach!!!! and i would NOT want to be toned like her if that means skeleton cleavage!!! yuck. her body grosses me out.
elissa. i'm sorry about that.
mine is both out and in... i pride myself over being so amazing... but yeah, nasty... baby penis comment... FUNNY... lol..
for those who can't see the first one: http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/135/50/karolina_kurkova_belly_button.0.0.0x0.400x276.jpeg
Kelly Ripa's is DISGUSTING. And so are her chest ribs.
Kelly needs a boob job now. So tummy tuck AND a boob job. glad that's settled.
Monica OMG, thank you for that! What the hell happened to that woman's belly button?
ripa's belly button is 100% unacceptable and should absolutely be covered up, if not removed.
and i'm SO glad someone pointed out her weird chest cavity. the fact that she wears low-cut tops is out of control... what's wrong with her and why doesn't she cover it up?!!
as a matter of fact, i'd like to talk to her wardrobe people about mixing in some turtlenecks asap...
Wardrobe people? Tell her trainer to have her EAT something too!
Monica-SO glad (and grossed out) that you posted that..I couldn't tell what was wrong with hers until I saw that outrageous pic...it ties for gross with Kelly's...baby penis!?! ahahaha.
Oh and Sera has an outie which I LOVE..seriously...I love it...
But probably because she is only 5.
When she was a newborn she had a hernia and every time she'd cry it would pop out about an inch and a half from her stomach and when it did, it was the shape of the bottom of a balloon.
I was SO scared of it and thought it would "unravel" every time I changed her dipe.
Flo - so what are we talking about here? How crazy is this outie? Kelly crazy or like kindda cute crazy?
what the heck why is there a finger coming out of her belly button!@!?
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